Sadwotnakditbasttitken is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest hydra.

Sadwotnakditbasttitken created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadwotnakditbasttitken, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sadwotnakditbasttitken, he will turn you into a tree.

Sadwotnakditbasttitken's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sadwotnakditbasttitken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Sadwotnakditbasttitken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Sadwotnakditbasttitken in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never feed lots of bread to horses while wearing red stockings.