Cepgonwad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage jackal.

Cepgonwad created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgonwad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cepgonwad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cepgonwad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cepgonwad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.