Sinkonguttail is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful guinea pig.

Sinkonguttail created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Sinkonguttail, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sinkonguttail, she will be very sad.

Sinkonguttail's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sinkonguttail's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sinkonguttail.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not take Sinkonguttail's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.