Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid wolf.

Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim, he will laugh at you.

Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panghuddimsandmatflamgadhim.

4. Hide from green hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.