Hanbug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hanbug created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hanbug, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hanbug's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Never feed lots of figs to tapirs while wearing green corsets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.