Capdablik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented clam.

Capdablik created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Capdablik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Capdablik, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Capdablik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Capdablik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near bats while wearing purple scarves and balancing eight zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.