Futfagdan is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, emotional
fox.
Futfagdan created an atom twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Futfagdan, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Futfagdan, it will ignore you.
Futfagdan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Futfagdan's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.
3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
4. Do not chant in public.
5. Always pray immersed in water.