Tighinfum is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered gerbil.

Tighinfum created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tighinfum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tighinfum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tighinfum's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tighinfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tighinfum nine times a day.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from white frogs for they are unholy.