Sterlandid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic manatee.

Sterlandid created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterlandid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sterlandid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sterlandid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sterlandid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest gray.

2. Hide from turquoise hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing brown jumpers.