Bopmit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring meerkat.

Bopmit created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Bopmit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopmit, he will turn you into a worm.

Bopmit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bopmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.