Afvigwab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust tortoise.

Afvigwab created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afvigwab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Afvigwab, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Afvigwab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Afvigwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Afvigwab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.