Latlidbep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart bee.

Latlidbep created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Latlidbep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Latlidbep, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Latlidbep's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Latlidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Put Latlidbep first in all things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing white shoes.