Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental otter.

Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. You must pray to Bingovnurtcab Zogfossvongep three times a day.

3. Never sit near mice.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.