Febmifdid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident camel.

Febmifdid created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febmifdid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febmifdid, it will turn you into a tree.

Febmifdid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Febmifdid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febmifdid.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Febmifdid.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Retreat if six badgers approach from the west.

5. Febmifdid loves seals, so they must be respected.