Garbinort is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental porpoise.

Garbinort created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Garbinort, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Garbinort, he will turn you into a rat.

Garbinort's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Garbinort's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear cyan scarves.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not drink alcohol.