Appcibgil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful armadillo.

Appcibgil created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcibgil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appcibgil, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Appcibgil's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Appcibgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Always obey Appcibgil's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.