Hakwapvil Targlograg is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, humane
crocodile.
Hakwapvil Targlograg created life eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakwapvil Targlograg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Hakwapvil Targlograg, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Hakwapvil Targlograg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Hakwapvil Targlograg's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry ducks.
2. You must pray to Hakwapvil Targlograg seven times a day.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Hakwapvil Targlograg loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not covet oxen.