Fligquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful gnu.

Fligquam created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligquam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligquam, it will curse you with boils.

Fligquam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fligquam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fligquam nine times a day.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Fligquam's name in vain.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat tomatoes.