Xenfossan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome pigeon.

Xenfossan created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenfossan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xenfossan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xenfossan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xenfossan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet red.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Xenfossan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Xenfossan's name in vain.