Fagdutsat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow squirrel.

Fagdutsat created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Fagdutsat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fagdutsat, she will turn you into a plant.

Fagdutsat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fagdutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Fagdutsat first in all things.