Cedgupjig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless mongoose.

Cedgupjig created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedgupjig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedgupjig, it will turn you into a rat.

Cedgupjig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cedgupjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.