Lighunsagraw is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless coyote.

Lighunsagraw created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lighunsagraw, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lighunsagraw, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lighunsagraw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lighunsagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Lighunsagraw loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about enzymes.