Flamstigcem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, slow fox.

Flamstigcem created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamstigcem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flamstigcem, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flamstigcem's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flamstigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing red dresses and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.