Binpophin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil gnu.

Binpophin created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binpophin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binpophin, it will turn you into a dog.

Binpophin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Binpophin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Binpophin loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not eat peas.