Flyshavsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, flying dragon.

Flyshavsin created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyshavsin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flyshavsin, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flyshavsin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flyshavsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never sing in the presence of pigs.