Xuckwittaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring fly.

Xuckwittaf created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckwittaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckwittaf, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckwittaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xuckwittaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuckwittaf.

2. Run away if six tortoises approach from the south.

3. Put Xuckwittaf first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at asteroids.