Lunnuttarg Likdubpak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful weasel.

Lunnuttarg Likdubpak created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunnuttarg Likdubpak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunnuttarg Likdubpak, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lunnuttarg Likdubpak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lunnuttarg Likdubpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from pink cats for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Lunnuttarg Likdubpak's name in vain.

5. Always help sick snails.