Dithim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, moody fox.

Dithim created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dithim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dithim, she will think nothing of it.

Dithim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dithim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dithim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.