Cedhitmab Listtabkimkopbonkwod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, staggering dryad.

Cedhitmab Listtabkimkopbonkwod created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cedhitmab Listtabkimkopbonkwod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cedhitmab Listtabkimkopbonkwod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cedhitmab Listtabkimkopbonkwod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cedhitmab Listtabkimkopbonkwod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.