Rendabgud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sage wasp.

Rendabgud created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rendabgud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rendabgud, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rendabgud's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rendabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Do not take Rendabgud's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Rendabgud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.