Miprilflan Yamhomlag is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, pitiless
dove.
Miprilflan Yamhomlag created the world four million years ago.
If you believe in
Miprilflan Yamhomlag, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Miprilflan Yamhomlag, she will turn you into a dog.
Miprilflan Yamhomlag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Miprilflan Yamhomlag's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Miprilflan Yamhomlag on top of all buildings.
4. Always treat foxes with great respect.
5. Never talk about nucleic acids.