Cibyarhud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ruthless hydra.

Cibyarhud created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibyarhud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibyarhud, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cibyarhud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibyarhud's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never wear brown trousers.

5. Fast once a month.