Sawbuslit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving centaur.

Sawbuslit created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbuslit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawbuslit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sawbuslit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sawbuslit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat grapes.