Hanbopfub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain yak.

Hanbopfub created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbopfub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hanbopfub, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hanbopfub's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hanbopfub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hanbopfub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always obey Hanbopfub's priests.