Midragquimgomkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring monkey.

Midragquimgomkon created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Midragquimgomkon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Midragquimgomkon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Midragquimgomkon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Midragquimgomkon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.