Rulkemfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil bear.

Rulkemfob created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulkemfob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulkemfob, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rulkemfob's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rulkemfob's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Feed all hungry ants.