Bellrullkam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate tortoise.

Bellrullkam created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellrullkam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bellrullkam, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bellrullkam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bellrullkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing mauve scarves and balancing four copper spheres on your head.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bellrullkam on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.