Fedvolsin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic slug.

Fedvolsin created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvolsin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fedvolsin, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fedvolsin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fedvolsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Always help birds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.