Labliphad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident dryad.

Labliphad created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labliphad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labliphad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Labliphad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Labliphad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help goats in need.