Nullnabhon is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish
frog.
Nullnabhon created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullnabhon, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Nullnabhon, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Nullnabhon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Nullnabhon's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullnabhon.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.