Pakhitlip is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, calm
zebra.
Pakhitlip created energy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pakhitlip, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Pakhitlip, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Pakhitlip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Pakhitlip's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never think about planets.
3. Do not take Pakhitlip's name in vain.
4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.