Pakhitlip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm zebra.

Pakhitlip created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakhitlip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pakhitlip, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pakhitlip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pakhitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not take Pakhitlip's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.