Podbabbot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane squirrel.

Podbabbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podbabbot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podbabbot, she will turn you into a frog.

Podbabbot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Podbabbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Podbabbot.

2. Never leap near manatees.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podbabbot.