Podbabbot is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane
squirrel.
Podbabbot created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Podbabbot, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Podbabbot, she will turn you into a frog.
Podbabbot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Podbabbot's Holy Commandments1. You must love Podbabbot.
2. Never leap near manatees.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not kill dogs.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podbabbot.