Raphadkar is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident otter.

Raphadkar created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raphadkar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raphadkar, she will turn you into a plant.

Raphadkar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Raphadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Always obey Raphadkar's priests.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Do not take Raphadkar's name in vain.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.