Queeghakboss Hunkikhub is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring jackal.

Queeghakboss Hunkikhub created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeghakboss Hunkikhub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Queeghakboss Hunkikhub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Queeghakboss Hunkikhub's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Queeghakboss Hunkikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Queeghakboss Hunkikhub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always obey Queeghakboss Hunkikhub's priests.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Queeghakboss Hunkikhub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never hurt mice.