Kenpangxen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered yak.

Kenpangxen created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenpangxen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kenpangxen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kenpangxen's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kenpangxen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Kenpangxen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.