Tigsomwot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous hyena.

Tigsomwot created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tigsomwot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tigsomwot, it will manifest in front of you.

Tigsomwot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tigsomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not make images of living things.