Sigcenpit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful sheep.

Sigcenpit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcenpit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sigcenpit, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sigcenpit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sigcenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about dark matter near porpoises while wearing purple stockings and balancing three platinum spheres on your back.

5. Always take life seriously.