Pidsinbem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy salamander.

Pidsinbem created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Pidsinbem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pidsinbem, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidsinbem's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pidsinbem's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Pidsinbem on top of important buildings.

5. Always help monkeys in need.