Xinlendan is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful wyrm.

Xinlendan created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xinlendan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xinlendan, he will not invite you to parties.

Xinlendan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xinlendan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not chop down trees.