Hinflisrull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong mouse.

Hinflisrull created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinflisrull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinflisrull, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hinflisrull's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hinflisrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hinflisrull on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Hinflisrull loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.